starsailxr:

"…You mean that?"

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"Really?"

"I really mean it."

"I decided that I kinda like having teeth and lungs, so maybe I should quit smoking."

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wickedsproperty said: cELESTE.

IT’S TRUE THOUGH, IT WAS LIKE “OH MONSTERS. HERE THOMAS, HAVE A SWORD THAT I DIDN’T HAVE FOR THE LAST 5 CHAPTERS. I’VE BEEN HIDING IT IN MY ASS ALONG WITH MY TRUE FEELINGS FOR YOU.”

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mothernatureknows

      “—and then she punched me in the face.”

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changemeback

"I got some flavoured condoms at Planned Parenthood today."

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nxtcompletelyuseless

"You look broody. Unless that’s just your normal face.”

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indelictus

"—You smell good."

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"I think I’m about to go into a sugar induced coma."

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how dare you
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my inbox has just swallowed 2 messages, so if that was you, you might wanna respond to this post or try again

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